Random Reviews: Lucha Libre

So one night after work at some point into the wee hours of the morning I was having a few Blue Moons and looking for something to watch. For some reason Lucha Libre popped up in my guide and it seemed like a good idea.

I haven't learned a single phrase of Spanish since freshman year in High School as I did not take any foreign language classes in College. Somehow, I was able to BS my way around Cancun but really everyone there seems to know Spainglish anyhow. However, this I didn't understand a single word of and for some reason I decided that since I like to review things, I might as well do a completely random review every once in a while. So here's what happened that night as best as I can tell:

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Yay it is starting!

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First Match was a few tag-teams I didn't care about. The second had a segment where oddly enough 2 of the girls spoke English but masked-girl does not, but they seemed to carry on a great conversation. They apparently went shopping and were chit-chatting about shoes or some crap...

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Their opponents were these Indian girls...which being Mexico, why would they not be Aztecs? Aztecs are brutal and bad-ass and rip people's hearts out, kinda like Kano in Mortal Kobat, but with more flair. Missed gimick opportunity!

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Next Segment: This guy reads a contract to Skeleton guy. Skeleton Guy doesn't really seem to want to hear it.

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Skelton guy #2 comes and tells Skeleton Guy #1 that he is cooler b/c of his stylish purple hood which makes him even more FABULOUS!! They proceed to have a long arguement over who can rock the skeleton suit better. Skeleton #1 says that making the rib-cage into a panther skull is really bad-ass. Skeleton #2 says that the classic look goes better but if you want to "wow" the crowd you need to rock a purple hood.

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A few words were said as well as a fist being thrown and La Policia got involved and arrested Skelton Guy #2. Fashion never gets a break apparently.

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Next Match: Six Man Tag Team. Nothing really cool until some random referee got involved. He and the real ref got into a fight and then two members from the opposing teams pinned at the same time so naturally both refs decided to count and we got a tie....I need more alchohol if I'm going to make it through the rest of this show.

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Yeah this guy looks pretty wasted. Suddenly, the show is getting better.

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Drunk guy is now going to fight some masked man in his underwear in a really flemsy cage...the show is definitely getting better.

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Wrestling may be fake, but I'm pretty sure that they really do get slammed into that flemsy as hell cage and this guy is just asking for a broken neck...I decided this show rules at this point.

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Next Match: Zorro decides to fight....and apparently, Zorro ditched the all black look for a more stylish hot dog inspired red and yellow outfit...apparently he and Skeleton Guy #2 went shopping together.

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YES!!! This my friends is why you don't *&%# with the Zorro!!!

 

That's pretty much the end of the show, I didn't snap a pic of it, but Skeleton Guy #2 apparently escaped from the cops and made a grand appearence to once again talk trash to Skelton Guy #1. End of Show.

 

Overall, this was a fun waste of 2 hours and having a few during it made it even better.

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